yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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