LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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