All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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