Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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