shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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