I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
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You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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