How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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