Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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