Do vagina's smell?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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