I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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