so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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