Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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