He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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