escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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