Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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