I'm really into asian looking animals
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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