On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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