is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
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you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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