God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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