hell yes lets make some ravioli
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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