The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."