Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY