i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!