weddingsv make me drug and hornr
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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