My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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