All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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