The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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