he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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