I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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