Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
why is half of my head shaved?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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