I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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