all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
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I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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