pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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