Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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