i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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