ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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