If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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