I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You had me at "let me see your balls"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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