Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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