I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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