and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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