how can u be prego again
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
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90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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