Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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