You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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