he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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