Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
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In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I'm bleeding and have questions
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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