The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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