his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
how drunk are you?
Several
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
