So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
