She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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