plz talk dirty to me
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
oh god the rape fog is back!
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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