Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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