Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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