Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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