that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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