capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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