and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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